Interactive Male Greetings

I.M. IN LOVE

Single white male...

"Single white male seeks another male between the ages of 21 and 33, any race for friendship and long-term relationships. Hey guys, what's up? I'm a single 21-year-old white male born and raised here in good old San Diego. I'm a Capricorn. I'm a very easygoing, down-to-earth kind of guy who enjoys movies, the beach, bike riding, spending time with friends and spending quality time at home. I stand about 5' 8" and weigh about 180. I have a shaved head and clear blue eyes. I'm very honest and drug and disease-free, and am always being told that I'm more mature for my age. I'm seeking another male between the ages of 21 and 33 of any race. Looking for someone who's very outgoing, down-to-earth, sincere, honest and who is also drug and disease-free. I'm looking for someone I can talk to, meet, become friends, and hopefully with time, take the friendship to a higher level. Well, if I spark your interest so far and you want a chance to get to know me better, then go ahead and leave a message. And I'll be sure to get back to you as soon as possible. All right, I hope to hear from you soon. All right. Take care. Bye."

I'm a nice looking blonde

"Hi guys, I'm a nice looking, blonde white guy here. Thirty-eight years-old, 5'10", 165 lbs looking for guys around my age to date. Go on dates with, go hiking, go to the beach, and hang out at home, stuff like that. If you're interested, leave me a message."

Hi, this is Randolf

"Hi, this is Randolf. I'm a 32-year-old educated professional. I'm funny, witty, good sense of humor, charming, and intelligent. I've got blonde hair, blue eyes, nice eyes, and nice smile... I'm not sure what else to say here, but I'm interested in meeting people for casual dating and maybe it can turn into a long-term relationship. Leave me a message and I'll get back to you."

I.M. IN LUST

My name's Rich

"Hi, my name's Rich. I'm 43 years-old, medium build, about 5'10" and I'm bisexual. I have a friend of mine, who is gay, and we're just so new to this. We're starting to enjoy each other and we would like to get a third. We are very clean, very safe, very healthy, and it's just a very casual once in awhile get together to have some fun. If you're interested I'd like you to contact us. We're looking for the same as far as, you know, medium build and early 40s. What else? And like I said we're very, very new at this, but we're looking forward to having a third, and if you're interested in just one of us, I'd be more than happy to have you contact me. Just send one of your messages to me, just let me know that 'cuz I'm the one that screens all these calls, and just ask for Rich. I guess that's it and hope to hear from you."

Good looking Bi guy

"Good looking Bi guy who'd like to have fun once in awhile with another guy. Blonde hair, green eyes, athletic, hairy chest. Real jock type. So... looking to hook up, looking to be discreet, and looking to have a lot of fun. Thanks."

Good morning guys

"Hey, good morning guys... 30 years old, 5'9", brown wavy hair. Green eyes. I have Greek, English and Irish. Very smooth, toned, worked out body, nice full butt, Speedo tan line on it, perfect seven inch hard cock. Looking for a quick fling. I'm a versatile bottom, very oral, looking for an in-shape, cool guy, could be Bi, whatever. Just looking to hang out with someone sexy, fun, and confident. If that's you, then let me know. Thanks."

I.M. IN HEAT

My name is Mark

"Gentlemen, my name is Mark. I'm 6 feet tall. I weigh about 200 lbs; I'm in good shape, big legs, broad shoulders, and big arms. Brown hair, blue eyes, clean cut, clean shaven all-American Bi white guy. I'm pretty well endowed, about nine inches long, six inches around, cut. Always in the market to find a guy to do a little one-on-one action or a guy to join me and my girlfriend. She's not here now, but a phone call could bring her here. Interested in young smooth boy-next-door types."

I'm very muscular

"Yeah guys, I'm very muscular as well as masculine, attractive. Six foot, 264 lb body builder. That's right, 264 lbs of muscle, solidly built, on a six-foot frame, equates out to a 51" chest, 32" waist, 30" legs, 19" arms, neck, and calves. Size 12 feet. I'm a white male with brown hair, brown eyes, clean shaven and lightly hairy, and I'm looking for other guys into solidly built muscle guys, guys who want to work out, get bigger, take their training serious, like to flex some muscle. If that's you and you're into muscle, send me a message back."

This is Jeff

"Hey guys, this is Jeff. I'm a 40-year-old white guy living in San Francisco. I'm 5'10", 175 lbs, very handsome and sexy with a tight, trim, muscular body. Dark hair, blue eyes, big dick. Tight bubble butt, and I'm looking for a big, muscular Black, Latin or White top guy who loves to fuck and get down and nasty in San Francisco or Oakland. Call me. I'm ready and horny."